Are you a Talk Talk customer?

Do you find yourself listening to hold music for hours at a time?

Do you lack hands free on your land line telephone?

Do you have difficulty performing household tasks whilst waiting for your call to be answered?

If only you could make these calls hands free using your mobile. BUT NO the calls are only free from a land line - one call from your mobile would blow your entire month's free minutes!

Don't waste money on an expensive new telephone

Don't despair

Don't get angry

We have the answer - the TalkieTalkie

This device is a seamless synergy of man and machine. The latest in cybernetic technology. And yet suprisinglly easy to make in your own home using just your existing telephone and a roll of tape.

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**WARNING** The TalkieTalkie is a leeding edge development in cybernetic technology and as such should be treated with caution and definitely not attempted by or on children. In particular great care should be taken to avoid, eyes and mouth when applying the tape!

This ingenious device was inspired by a 1 hour call to TalkTalk customer service to enquire about why they were charging for my "free" broadband service. On this occassion, with the aid of my TalkieTalkie, I was able to wait a full hour before the line went dead without my call being answered!